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Oh phuck no.
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February 24, 2013, 07:13:50 pm »
Okay, so there is this radio station that was offering free concert tickets. (Real story.) And they said if you can come up with a word that is not in the dictionary and use it in a sentence you'll get the tickets. So, a few minutes later they get a phone call from a guy.
Radio: Alright sir whats the word you have for us?
Man: Goan.
Radio: Alright, that word is not in the dictionary, go and use it in a sentence.
Man: "Hi Tom, heard you poked my wife goan fyuck yourself."
Shortly after the radio station dropped his call... A few minutes later the radio station gets another call.
Radio: Alright sir, what is your word?
Man: "Sme."
Radio: "Alright... Sme is not in the dictionary go ahead and use it in a sentence."
Man: "Ok... Its sme again, goan fyuck yourself."
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The wasted years, the wasted youth
The pretty lies, the ugly truth
And the day has come where I have died
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